Yes, there is no doubt that chasing rabbits ought to be declared an art. It doesn’t take much practice. Just look for the closest rabbit and begin the chase. Then when you are completely confused, your listeners will be even more confused.
Forget that rabbit when you see another one. Chase this one with all your might. People may think this is your destination, but don’t be so sure. Who wants to stick to one rabbit when there are so many more to choose from?
The next rabbit needs to be more unique than the rest. This is because the people may be catching on to your unique gift of rabbit chasing.
Finally, after multiple chasings you’ve got the people just where you wanted them. Utterly confused and wondering what in the world is happening. Now that you’ve got them to the destination you’ve set out for, just sit down.
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